rotten maple tree

a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)

eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.



Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left

by now, its chow time August 4, 2008

Rotten Soldier

Your best friend, your pal, your homeboy, sweet cheese, your good time boy. Used by Laszlo on What We do in the shadows to describe his best human friend.

‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona

by Captain Motorcycle July 22, 2022

You Know How It Is: The Usual Morning Rotation

1) A phrase used whenever you have nothing better to say or you just want someone's approval for no real reason. To have to work properly, one person must initiate the phrase as shown in the example.

Person 1: 'You know how it is:'
Person 2 (responds): 'The usual morning rotation'

by 323+ December 11, 2003

rogate

to drive through a puddle such that you drench a pedestrian or otherwise splash someone with water

I was waiting for the bus and some asshole in a BMW totally rogated me.

by Skuldseidhr September 19, 2010

Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it

The appearance of a vagina after a U.S. Army infantryman has been there.

That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.

by RangerZak March 27, 2011

rotten cock sucker

Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job

Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker

by Fuckface101 March 31, 2014

Rotten Bitch Syndrome (RBS)

A girl who has a horrible feminine issue due to promiscuity, neglect, and general lack of self-care and hygeine. Luckily this happens to a truly horrible asshole. This is not a one-off time, but an unholy smell from the Dying Lands. It's a problem that if one sticks their penis in it, it will gangrenously rot off immediately thus giving the nasty rot-hole more pork sausage. Usually activated when the awful bitch is aroused.

I couldn't stick my dick in her man. It smelled like she had Rotten Bitch Syndrome (RBS).

by LaSexorcista June 25, 2017