rooting for the meteor

What a sports fan does when their two most hated rivals face each other, especially in a championship match. Since rooting for either team would be sacrosanct, the only possible positive outcome would be for a meteor to land and simultaneously obliterate both rivals.

Mets fan, 2009
Yankees fan, 1986

Fan 1: "I'm not even watching the World Series this year. You?"
Fan 2: "Yeah, I'll be watching. I'm rooting for the meteor."

by tofoomeister October 27, 2009

rootbeer kegger

A term used to describe a party in which there will be no alcohol.

Only Mac's cousin showed up at the party. He should have known better than to throw a rootbeer kegger on a Friday night.

by Beckers January 15, 2007

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

dud root

A man/woman who is really bad in bed.

I picked up a stunner last night, but was bitterly disappointed when I got her home - she was a dud root.

by Manaz December 24, 2003

Nappy Roots

One of the realist fucking rap groups.

listen to song SICK AND TIRED, you'll like it

by some polak September 17, 2004

rooties

The act of sexual intercourse. It is the plural of the australian colloquial term 'root'.

"He's getting rooties."
"So, you gettin rooties tonight?"
"Man i love rooties!"

by Sir Tatton September 20, 2006

Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005