Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

roasted cracker

Black on white sex

That cracker and that nigger were fucken roasted crackers

by Roasted cracker February 1, 2018

Roasted

When someone says something or does something to a person which results being humiliated.

Other forms are: Toasted, Shadow Realmed, Ethered, Charbroiled, Boiled, Cremated, Baked, Broiled.

Berdi was roasted when the students proved him wrong in front of the school at the assembly.

by FishGil March 10, 2018

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

Retarted

Reese

Reese is retarted

by Ur retarted March 9, 2019

Roasted

When someone says a comment back that gives there enemy 3rd degree burns and than every one acts like they just seen their fist pair of boobs

Bro in math class mrs.asshole roasted bill and got fired for burning him with 3rd degree burns

by 40 year old perv March 22, 2019

roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019