Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.

Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja

by The_funbags March 1, 2010

reefer

A cigarette consisting solely of the wicked weed. This, to my understanding, distinguishes it from a 'joint,' which is traditionally rolled with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. However, the american tradition of smot-poking consist mostly of rolling marijuana-only cigarettes, therefore the words 'reefer' and 'joint' are interchangeable.

The word 'reefer' probably comes from sailing terminoligy: when you 'reefer' the sails you narrow them and roll them up, and considering that modern marijuana use originated in the lower class, it's easy to see how a poor deckhand would associate this with the way he rolled his marijuana cigarette.

"Son, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No, I don't officer."
"Well, it seems there's a reefer behind your ear . . . "

by Harper February 21, 2004

reefer

1. Another word for marijuana
2. Refridgerated trailer
3. Refridgerated train car

Put a reefer on that train.

by Simulationcity September 22, 2005

reefer-gasm

A reefer-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jerks off and blows his load.

We smoked some awesome weed and had dick-blowing reefer-gasms!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

reefer

1) slang word for marijuana... pretty much the best "drug" in the world

2) The reference of the dormitory hall "reefe" at Salve Regina Univ.

Jon - "Yo, bitch, u goin back to Reefer Hall?"
Callie - "Yeah after I finish smokin this reefer..."
Jon - "Damn girl, gimme a hit of that"
Callie - "No bitch go find ur own"

by Pot Queen April 14, 2005

reefer

outdated vernacular for marijuana.

used by baby boomers who feel the need to identify with their children.

"Honey, have you been smoking the reefer?"

"For the love of christ, don't call it that, Dad!"

by deathtobees February 18, 2004

hitting reef

"Hitting reef" is a term that describes when a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina and proceeds to make contact with the woman's cervix. The term is derived from nautical terminology, which describes a boat in shallow waters that has struck a coral reef.

"Dude, I got laid last night and for the first time I was hitting reef!"

"My girlfriends vagina is small, she is always complaining when I 'hit reef.'"

by I-wrote-sugar-cookie November 22, 2013