The Room

Possibly the best movie ever made, ever. Written, directed, produced, and starred in by the same guy, The Room teaches us all valuable life lessons about sex, love, fidelity, and looking sexy in red dresses.

The Room is set in San Francisco.

Johnny: Hi babe.
Lisa: Hi Johnny.
Johnny: I bought you a sexy red dress.
Lisa: It's beautiful.
Johnny: Anything for my princess!

by learnspanishin10days July 8, 2010

Guest Room Moment

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.

K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.

by meli&nadz November 29, 2011

rubber room

A padded cell used for keeping mental patients who might be a threat to themselves locked up.

Johnny flipped out and now they keep him in a rubber room.

by tbrauch March 15, 2007

Boom-Boom Room

That special, male-only, establishment where just about any 'request' can be almost instantaneously satisfied...

Hey, how'd your date go last nite?
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.

by YAWA June 19, 2019

Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.

Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.

by KingKongDave May 17, 2010

Dj Roomba

A ballin dj that cruises around your home cleaning up messes while playing awesome music.

Friend: Wow you're house is really clean and you have awesome taste in music.

You: It's all thanks to Dj Roomba. He's the shit.

by Bronamoth March 2, 2010

Dark room switch

When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.

When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.

by vurrysorry November 5, 2009