poofted

(v.) passed tense. Some that has vanish or gone missing quickly. Often used when someone is taken by a ghost into the time-space-plane or when someone ducks into a side door without personal knowledge of them doing so.

"It poofted". (When "poofted" is said, one should use hand motions that bring the first together and then seperate and fan out when they collide)

by perigirin January 5, 2009

Poofter

A turd burgular, AKA a gay person of male nature

Theres a poofter over there

by Mr.dingding June 4, 2017

NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST

A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.

ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

Proftitute

A proftitute is a person who is ready to trade his self-respect for mere pass grades. Usually these unfortunate illicit relationships spike up towards the end of semester.

one out of three university students is a proftitute

by Jayyant November 8, 2016

Proftin

The act of obsessing over another with whom they have just met, promptly placing them on a pedestal.

He is already thinking about marrying that chick he met last week. Classic, already proftin.

by Danny Franchise September 23, 2017

poofterrific

poof + terrific. This phrase also contains the word poofter in it. This refers to the mannerisms and actions of someone who is gay or is sending off massive gaydar signals. Only gay people can use this term between themselves.

Frank (whispering): Geoffery's man bag is so poofterrific!

by yeahyeahyeahwhatever November 26, 2009

Profanish

Profanish: A type of language based solely on cursing. Some people are bi-lingual, being proficient in both English and Profanish.

Yeah, he's liquid in {Profanish.}Once, I remember he said "A rose by any other name... is just plain fucked up."

by tr57 October 20, 2009