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facebook "poking"

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex
Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
by PNDA December 21, 2010
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ring popping

When giving a blowjob, a woman presses dat dick on the inside of her cheek, then pulls dat dick along her cheek until it pops out her mouth to create a "popping" sound; similar I what children do whilst sucking on a ring pop
"POP"
"Daaaaaamn, she keep ring popping mah dick!"
by Slick Genius July 24, 2014
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Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!
by Jose99 February 1, 2007
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Girls pooping

Technically girls can’t poop because of there hormones so they have periods instead
girls pooping Girls don’t poop & if they do they’re transgender
by Bigdickrex06 September 13, 2019
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Poking my scrotum

"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region
"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"
by Ainsley100 May 29, 2009
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i-popping

basically short for ipod popping, general showing off or stunting with your ipod.
On the train going into manhattan u can see a lot of people with ipods in their hands in all sorts of flashy cases and styles.
Ray: hey mike check out that guy with the ipod in a leapard print case
Mike: yeah that kid is I-POPPING like it's his job
by raeon September 26, 2005
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Pofing

(Verb)
Any activity or activities directly or seemingly related to the internet dating site Plenty of Fish (POF). This can include, but is not limited to, activities such as:
- browsing the website for single, unemployed mothers within a 40 kilometer radius of your postal code
- arranging dates with said users, then telling your roommates/family/girlfriend that you are going for a "drive"
- engaging in sexual relations with fellow pofers

Key terms:

Pofer - an individual who engages in any of the aforementioned or attributable pofing behaviours.

Pofing by Association - Sometimes a friend of yours who is an active pofer will ask you to accompany him/her on a pofing date, because their fellow pofer is bringing a friend. At this point, both you and the other friend are Pofing by Association.

Potential Pofer - Easy to pick out at a bar. They are generally the mildly to excessively overweight girl in a group of mid 3's (please see The 1 - 4 scale), drinking Old Milwaukee and mouthing the words to a Cindi Lauper song. Don't confuse the PP's availability as an invitation to approach her, as most PP's are uncomfortable making eye contact with someone they have not received a virtual gift from.

Pofing Without Borders - This is kind of like Doctors Without Borders, but instead of volunteering to provide urgent medical care in countries to victims of war and disaster, the pofer in question is crossing an international border to bang a total stranger they met on the internet.
Me: "Where's Brando... we were supposed to go to the gym 3 hours ago. Doesn't he know its national chest day at the gym and if we don't go before 5 there's gonna be 13 Bangladeshians on every Bench Press?"

Aleks: "I dont know dude...I saw him 6 hours ago and he said he had to go inspect the rear differential on his Jeep.....He's probably pofing."

Me: "Yeah...definitely pofing"

Me: "How's Uncle Richie doing? Haven't seen him in a while..."

Aleks: "He's good man...he's got a girlfriend now."

Me: "Right on, where did he meet her?"

Aleks "He originally informed me that their eyes met across a jazz bar in Arlington and it was love at first sight...but after some investigating I have confirmed that it was the result of finely tuned pofing"

Me: "really...I didnt know Uncle Richie poffed..."

Aleks: "yeah dude...Platinum Member"
by porneggs July 22, 2010
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