poon rocks

the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.
While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.

He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"
by Flama blanca November 22, 2010
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Looney Poon

When one sleeps with a girl who later turns out to be a psycho.
"Bro, my brother slept with this one girl the other week and it turned out she was like a crack head and stalks him now"
"Man that is some serious looney poon!"
by BrEagle August 02, 2009
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Poon-a-rang

A female that ,no matter how much you try to get rid of her, you end up sleeping with her again and again.
Jim:I banged my ex-girlfriend again last night.

Mike: Man, that's like the 10th time you've retapped that, that girl is a poon-a-rang.
by theedingo November 08, 2010
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poon

adj. Badass; tight; used to describe something/someone that is really awesome
Everyone at the concert was so poon.
by Emilo September 23, 2006
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Poon Swaggler

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."
by JBzymes July 17, 2010
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Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina
1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"
by CoolConnor1985 November 02, 2010
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flingin the poon

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon
by AshleyMichelle. April 08, 2015
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