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Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.
Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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Police Navidad

when a Christmas party gets out of control, and the cops are called
It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2011
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paranoia police

The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.
"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"

"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
by gflonu July 28, 2009
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tokyo police club

greatest band ever. They're from Toronto and they rock out quite well.
Tokyo police club is a thugged out band.
by Trueeedaaaroxorx December 21, 2006
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Thot Police

A group of legendary niggas that protect fellow niggas from thots
No need to fear. The thot police is here.
by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 18, 2018
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panic! at the disco

A band from Las Vegas. Original lineup:
Brendon Urie - (Vocals/Guitar)
Ryan Ross - (Guitar/Backing Vocals)
Spencer Smith - (Drums)
Jon Walker - (Bass)

The first album they made was ‘A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out’, an album that had pop culture influences. The most popular song from this was ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’

The second album they made was ‘Pretty. Odd.’, a beatles-esque album. The most popular song from this was ‘Nine In The Afternoon’.

After this album, Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left the band to form The Young Veins.

The third album they made was called ‘Vices & Virtues’ which was described as being upbeat & focused. The most popular song from this was ‘The Ballad Of Mona Lisa’

When Vices & Virtues was made, Dallon Weekes from (The Brobecks) joined as a touring member.

Before the fourth album, Spencer Smith had to leave the band due to personal issues.

The fourth album they made was ‘Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die’ which was highly synth & dance influenced. The most popular song in this album was ‘This is Gospel’.

At this point Brendon became an LGBT+ role-model to some due to him coming out as bisexual and his song ‘Girls/Girls/Boys’.

The fifth album he made was ‘Death of a Bachelor’ which was influenced by alternative genres and pop. The most popular song from this was ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’

This year, Brendon Urie starred on broadway musical kinky boots and at the moment is said to be writing a new album.
Panic! At the Disco fan: do you like Panic! at the disco?
Person: Yeah aren’t they the one that has ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Panic! At the Disco fan: yeah! it’s just Brendon now though.. ryanrosswhydidyouleave
by FandomSnek November 4, 2017
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peniculum

when you are so fat, it is the layer of fat that hangs over your genitals
by ben zimmermann March 28, 2004
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