plinka

Adjective, another word for spiritual, new-age, and woowoo. Onomatopoeic portmanteau of the sounds frequently heard in new-age music, lots of plinking string instruments and ethereal ahhhs.

The manifesting ritual is off. We went to the plinka store but they were out of moldavite *and* abundance incense!

by Kate Redwood October 15, 2022

Plink

Also known as: Plinks, plinker.

A racially ambiguous slur, commonly used amongst mini golf enthusiasts.

"You dirty little plink!" Steven

"Yo mums a whole ass plinker" Jonathan

by Ghastly Raven May 28, 2023

WhatUp Phunk Band

An impossibly GAY band that no one likes.

"What up Phunk is your neighborhood!"

by idontknow November 8, 2003

chief plank

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.

That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!

by Raydon February 23, 2004

Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020

last across the plank'ers

New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.

Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.

by Morris Z. June 17, 2007

Aiden Antonio Plonka

A complete stone bag, AAP is the type of guy to rip your whopper 22 times in a row. Also AAP thinks that waterbeds are cool. Although he is sometimes cool he really is just drunk or high

Dave: hey man did you see how fucked up sally was last night
Liam: yeah bro she was totally being an Aiden Antonio Plonka

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi February 4, 2018