Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.

Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"

by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008

pubertus

the evil monster that lives inside those on the brink of pubescence. he is the leading cause for erectile dysfuntion in adolescents.

"dude, my erectile dysfuntion was so bad last night."
"looks like you were cursed by the monster pubertus!"

by t baby May 14, 2007

Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009

Plumber's soup

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.

That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.

by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011

pubertized

someone who has gone through puberty

John wanted to act like a little kid, but his parents expected more from him, since he had already been pubertized.

by Meadow Soprano September 2, 2013

Joe The Plumber

Ordinary person who works hard, hard worker, tradesman, craftsman, down-to-earth person, worker

Paraphrased from a quote in a New York Times story about business travel in the late 1980s--

"now business executives travel in economy class with Joe the plumber using his frequent flier miles"

NOTE: If anyone has any questions about this entry, please let me know.

by Joel Bader January 12, 2008

plumber

Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.

This plumber keeps jumping around so much that he never gets hit!

by happychainsaw August 1, 2008