'tard patch

When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.

I have to take a shower baby, I can see my 'tard patch glowing in the dark.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

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soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

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yodel patch

A woman's pussy... you know... her muff... her nookie...

How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9

Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^

by CDSmith1967 May 10, 2006

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Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez November 20, 2015

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plath slut

Plath Slut is a name given to any 14 - 17 year old who happens to stumble upon the works of poet Sylvia Plath. Upon discovering her work they become infatuated with despair, suicide, self harm and general hatred for the world and Ted Hughes are aquired. These 'select' group of highly 'misunderstood' and 'unique' individuals may also enjoy bands like the manics and have a tendancy to wear non-prescription spectacles.

I was in the bloody English Lit lecture today like, and the place was filled with fuckin' Plath Sluts.

aye?

Not half bad some of em'

Depressin' as fuck tho.

Aye.

by m.Paul March 11, 2007

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