Leaky Peepee Syndrome

Leakage from your penis after using the bathroom. Usually fixes it self after you leak in your pants, and zip your pants up.

"Dude, I just went piss and my cock is leaking! I think I have leaky peepee syndrome"

by Glencoe Learns February 8, 2021

Why my peepee hard and long???

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.

Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack

by uhhhh mr chicken nuggets XDDD July 18, 2018

Poopy butt shashumga peepee day

Poopy butt shashumga peepee is a day where we celebrate Poopy butt shashumga peepee's epic troll against nigeria.

HOLY FUCK ITS Poopy butt shashumga peepee DAY!

by FunnyNumbers69and420 March 21, 2021

Smol PeePee Gay

tis when a male has a humorously small PeePee and everyone gathers around to laugh

Hey Joey. you have Smol PeePee Gay

by Mada Arashi December 18, 2018

Sleepy peepee

Refers to the inevitable loss of blood flow to the penis while bicycling long distances, which numbs the appendage creating the sense that your "pee-pee" is asleep.

I had some serious sleepy peepee at around mile 20 of that ride.

by LancePants September 19, 2009

Every peepee has a peepee hole

A simple phrase used to signify the basic philosophy of life and all existence. One must put things in the most simple terms to comprehend the complexities of our reality.

Also a song written and recorded by the band Betty Sex Machine in the year 1999.

dude #1 " I am trying to figure out the meaning of myself. 'A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.' I am quoting Soren Kierkegaard, trying to grasp my true self"

dude #2 "yeah well every peepee has a peepee hole"

dude #1 "whoa..."

by missanthropee October 3, 2010

mama papa poopoo peepee

The perfect response when your assembly line co-worker asks to take a "potty break", only because he or she didn't do it during their regular breaks, and now you are going to have to work twice as hard to cover their ass while they shit on the john.

Worker #1: Hey, I need to take a potty break, okay?

Worker #2: You just had a break 25 minutes ago!

Worker #3: mama papa poopoo peepee.

by Tito Ortiz May 25, 2006