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Pedo Menu 

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
Pedo Menu by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009
Related Words
Phil is a bad pedo-phil
pedo-phil by sdasdacadasdas December 3, 2018

Pedo Pete 

The local pedo. He likes children. There’s not much more to it.
Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *π’”π’Šπ’ˆπ’‰* indeed. Better not be captain Russia’s kids.

Pedo-Van 

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.
Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!
Pedo-Van by CollinsBike August 30, 2016

Pedo Pete 

A crazy old hag who keeps her grippers out in -69Β°c
Pedo Pete by Aldi manager69 February 10, 2023
Pedo is Greek meaning β€œrelating to children”. Actual meaning depends on context, but is always related to men associated with children, for example β€œthe guy who is known to have saved the children”.
Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.
Pedo guy by nevermindever September 17, 2019