Parked

When something is a mess , ugly , ratchet , or ghetto

“Girl that nigga look parked as fuck”

by Konniethaindiaimal December 4, 2018

vacuum packed

squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"

you see a girl and her skirt, shorts, or pants are SOOO tight that you just know if she ever takes them off the only way she's ever squeezing back into them is if she gets herself VACUUM PACKED

by krazyknights#1 May 3, 2009

Clam Packed

The act of forcing all of your penis into the women's vagina in one powerful thrust.

Jack: Yo Matt, how was Chelsea last night?

Matt: Dude, it was awesome, I clam packed her at least 10 times!

by Matthew Paglia September 30, 2011

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

down packed

down packed is just a more common variation of its sister phrase "down pat," meaning to have something memorized or perfected.

I practiced parallel parking until I got it down packed.

by mattisatool May 4, 2006

Planked

A different way of saying "You got owned."

Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"

by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009

Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011