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Miss Porters School

a prestigious all girl's school founded in 1843. Girls at Miss Porters are beautiful, Gorgeous, Intelligent, and come from money. They are dated by AOF or Salisbury Boys.Many famous women attended Miss Porters includeing Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer and Gloria Vanderbilt. Attending Miss Porters comes with a pricetag of $35,000 per year.
Walkers girl #1: "Damn i wish i went to Miss Porters school , those girls are so amazing. I couldnt get in though cause im stupid"
Walkers girl #2: " yeah me too. Those girls are so pretty I wish i could hang out with them."
by horse21grl January 17, 2010
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kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.
A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004
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poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.
"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."
by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008
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Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.
1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."
by Bird Dog December 11, 2006
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poltergasm

Having intense, repeated sex under the influence of a haunted room.
Buffy and Riley, under the influence of the poltergeist, were stuck having sex repeatedely without realization of what was happening outside the room like one big poltergasm.
by Tweakbunny July 25, 2009
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poltergeist

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.
the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind
by Andrea M N October 17, 2008
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Poltergeist

the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.
Yeah, she ghosted me but she keeps poltergeisting my Instagram posts.
by DrVenkman June 8, 2015
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