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plumer

to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains
"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"
by Thomas Wheatley May 30, 2006
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Nom de Plume

Chewing/gumming/eating of a standard manual writing instrument such as a pen or a pencil.

A pen or pencil that has been chewed/sucked on repeatedly.

Sometimes italicized when written.
Ex 1
P1: Are you going to write for the school journal again this week?

P2: Yeah. Writing under a pseudonym makes me feel like I have the freedom to honestly express myself.

P1: Are you going to use the same nom de plume as last time?

P2: Nah. It doesn't even write anymore. There's as much spit as ink in that thing.

P1: Ugh, that's some epic nomming.

Ex 2
P1: Can I borrow your pen?

P2: What happened to all of yours?

P1: My girlfriend's terrier got into my bag last night and went all nom de plume on them while we were watching Heroes.

P2: I think you mean "nom des plumes?"

P1: Whatever, just give me a pen.
by Desultoriousaurus Rex April 18, 2010
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faux ploma

A GED, also called the General Equivalency Diploma or also known as the Good Enough Diploma, which is generally recieved by people who are either too lazy, stupid or ignorant to recieve a regular high school diploma during their first time around in school.
Adam finally got his faux ploma and it only took him 20 years after high school to do it.
by Dantothaizzo May 31, 2007
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Plom

1. a misspelling of "plum"
2. a fat-guy
3. to plom = insulting someone
I've been plomming him for hours, but still he's a plom
by erik December 14, 2003
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plompsakken

id love a good plompsakken
by Fruitbat! June 25, 2009
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ploke

to poke a person on Facebook and get it all wrong.
Jodi got ploked by her friend.
by RKII August 7, 2011
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plomedy

A new theatrical event that blends the wit of stand up comedy and the intensity of a one-man show. It is presented in an innovative play format by professional comedians.
I was feeling really low, until I saw the plomedy.

"Shut Up, Sit Down and Eat", a new theatrical sensation, is America's first original plomedy.

That plomedy was so funny I almost peed in my pants.
by Zimiliuch November 16, 2011
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