Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.

Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’

by Butty101 November 23, 2011

scale of 1 to harry potter

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.

On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments

by sasquatch20 July 7, 2010

Pantera

The Best Metal Band to ever walk the earth
and the only one that never has and mostlikely the only one that never will sell out.

Dimebag of pantera Was the rock god of the guitar

by xTc666xTc September 2, 2005

Windows Pattern

The pattern Microsoft follows for making their oses.

IE: Suck, Good, Suck, Good

Windows 3.11 or 3.1 = Good, Windows 95 = Horrible, Windows 98 = Good, Windows 98 se = Fail Sauce, Windows 2000 = Good, Windows ME = Epic Fail, Windows XP = Amazing, Windows Vista = Windows ME on drugs, Windows 7 =Best Yet.

Pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the ass. And people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

John: I have owned 95, 98 se, Me, and Vista.

Me: So you have owned all the failures of oses?

John:????

Me: Have all those sucked?

John: Yes! OMG YES!!

Me: I have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, Xp, and 7.

John: Do they actually work with ALL your programs and hardware?

Me: Yes. Because Microsoft Taints every other os they make.

John: Why?

Me: Because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

John: oh

Me: Yep.

windows xp windows vista windows 7 windows pattern

by wabbabu9776 June 7, 2009

Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.

In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.

by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008

A Very Potter Musical

A Very Potter Musical (reffered to online as AVPM) is one of the greatest musicals of all time, staring Darren Criss and Joey Richter. It's a parody of most Harry Potter movies combined. It is about Harry returning to Hogwarts and having a good time with his friends, while Voldemort goes about Hogwarts on the back of 'squirles' head waiting to kill Harry, but forms a close friendship, a bro-mance, if you will with someone. It has been said by many, many others (including me) That this is the most amazing, spactacular, supermegafoxyawesomehot musical YouTube has ever seen. It's Totally Awesome!(:

Friend one: What are you watching?
Friend Two: A musical about Harry Potter, It's called "A Very Potter Musical"
Friend one: LAME!
Friend Two: Really? come watch.
*hours later*
Friend one: "YEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WE'RE TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Friend two: Hey... theres nothing here for me now...
Friend one & two: "GOT TO GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!"
*true event*

by AVPMfanIloveDarrenCriss December 4, 2010

Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017