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Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...
"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
by hollister1979 February 10, 2012
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