Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.
by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020
Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...
"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!
by hollister1979 February 10, 2012