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observant stoner

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana
Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.
by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010
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observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task
It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.
by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010
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Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.
Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD
by lanman1219 December 4, 2010
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observafiable

Any type of fact that can be verified by merely observing.
It's an observafiable fact that it is raining outside.
by twin_stacks December 1, 2011
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Observebate

Seeing something that is so amazingly awesome that you cannot take your eyes away from it, but is not sexual in any sense.
I was observebating the whole time watching Kim Jung Gi draw.

The only thing you can do while viewing concept art is observebate.

Did you see the new concept art for *insert awesome thing* it is observebation material.
by trens September 4, 2013
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obselfed

To be obsessed with one's self.
Oh, Sarah is so full of herself, she's obselfed.
by Ranmeg April 28, 2014
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obsessively shadowing

Obsessive attention towards someone you're infatuated with in a controlled environment where both parties regularly see one another at a certain time. These feelings are usually one sided, and usually only felt by the person doing the shadowing.
Ex. Boy: Dude, there's that stalker chick coming our way again.

Boy 2: Stalker? I believe she's obsessively shadowing. She only does this while here at school and in between two out of 9 total class periods. Otherwise, she tries hard to NOT graduate up to stalker.

*girl walks past them, glancing at boy 2 with a smile. He smiles back, and boy 1 looks shocked.*

Boy 2: See what I mean, she's harmless.

Boy: I'd still pull her aside to talk about this, just to be sure.

Boy 2: Yeah, I guess. But all 7 periods, she doesn't even come anywhere near me at all. Outside of school, she's doing her own thing. If she were stalking, she would be doing it 24/7/365 and she would be doing it after school as well as during school.
by SicilianVillainess June 19, 2014
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