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Lumberjacking

The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.
Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.
by gino41 January 14, 2008
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Middle-Eastern Lumberjack

When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.

Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
by TotalGodWarfare February 23, 2012
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Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.
Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."
by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010
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Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.
"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
by Guyxander August 19, 2009
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Lumberjack

Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.
Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!
by StillChasing1 April 28, 2008
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lumberjack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)
hi. we're lumberjacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).
by kurdddt January 26, 2008
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lumberjack

one who has a lot of boners
Dude ur a lumberjack!!!
by satin January 28, 2005
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