monversation

A one-sided conversation in which one participant makes little or no input.

I tried to talk things over with her but it quickly turned into a monversation.

by Vagabond (A.H.) August 5, 2006

Conversation-Ender

N. A word, pherase or emoticon that abruptly and aquwardly ends a conversation between two or more people.

Person 1: John and I were texting yesterday then he said "lol".
Person 2: Wow, what a conversation-ender!

by XcokrokerX June 3, 2010

Conversation Hog

Someone who must be the center at attention in all conversations and will not let someone get a word in edgewise.
This person can continue with sentence after sentence without breathing.It is truly an endurance feat.

That damn conversation hog wouldn't even let me have a conversation with someone else without interjecting gibberish.Thinking they are so FUCKING PROFOUND.

Did you hear that conversation hog at the companies holiday party ? The idiot didn't know which way to go !
He tried having three conversations at the same time.

The last time we saw that conversation hog he was was battling with the that conceited corporate cunt over there next to the CFO for the CEOs attention.

Did that conversation hog let anyone speak ?
That is no different at the office daily.He MUST know something about everything.
When in reality he doesn't know JACK SHIT.

by JohnJobee October 12, 2011

Conversation Foreplay

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.

Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.

by hobocrew July 20, 2010

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

Nodversation

A one-sided conversation in which one party wishes the other to smile and nod, but not to bother contributing anything more substantial than the occasion "uh huh" or "really." The speaking party might as well be conversing with a pole or trash bin, but likes the reassurance of the presence of a breathing organism Similar to a nonversation, it is a conversation that is not really going anywhere.

"That girl is so self-absorbed. Every time I see her, she tries to pull me into a nodversation, during which I am bombarded with the mundane drama of her not-so-interesting dating life."

by knitswithrocks October 1, 2010

Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.

You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...

by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010