National No Water Day 

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

National No Water Day by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

three holes no waiting 

When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.

Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.

three holes no waiting by Antone the Mantone September 17, 2013

no-win situation 

a situation in which there is no hope of success

Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.

no-win situation by Light Joker April 9, 2006

no-way-out talker 

A no-way-out talker is one who sparks up a random conversation, and talks endlessly regardless of your interest or obvious impatience. This person talks non-stop about anything and everything and asks a lot of questions to trap you. A no-way-out talker can be a total stranger you happen to meet in a common area, such as a shared laundry room, or a co-worker. This person makes it extremely difficult to end a conversation.

No-way-out talker: Hello there! Oh laundry's always fun on a Tuesday night. I'm new to the building. I'm a customer service rep but looking to get into something creative. What do you do? What is your name? I like Burrito Beach. I eat there about three times a week. I think it's always so fresh and delicious. My cat likes it too. How about you? How long have you lived here? Do you have any pets?

no-way-out talker by hopskipjump December 3, 2011

spoon no wiener 

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

spoon no wiener by spector victim June 9, 2009

First try, no warm up

Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.

Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!

First try, no warm up by Redd Matrixx June 26, 2008

no woeeiwa 

E-slang for no worries. Originally caused by a left hand out-of-alignment over the keyboard.

A: Oopsy. I should have told you earlier about your wife's water breaking. She's had twins. Sorry about that.
C: No woeeiwa~ Ir'a LL FOOS.

no woeeiwa by Enward October 11, 2005