a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.
by Colin Todd February 09, 2005
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a situation in which there is no hope of success
Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.
by Light Joker February 11, 2006
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a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad
Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006
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"Since i'm off Saturday, I can go to the party and the club too, so thats a win-win situation!!"
by ATL 098 February 11, 2010
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A situation in which you benefit twice and no one else benefits at all.
You: if you buy me a hotdog and give me the change then it's a win-win situation!
by Phillup13 May 27, 2019
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You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se
Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/
by MickyM0nk3y December 13, 2010
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