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Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie
Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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the nosey neighbor

When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face.
Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!
by the clitt commander March 22, 2009
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neiphlings

The collective term for neices and nephews; what you call your sibling's kids.
I'm so glad my sister took one for the team and had kids; my neiphlings are the cutest!
by Trent S January 11, 2009
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Night Attack

We will plan a night attack on Glen tonight.
by dr_rb February 3, 2015
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Night Course

When something is so insanely crazy and screws you over.

First mentioned on Joe Santagato’s podcast The Basement Yard. Night Course was made up by Joe’s friends Danny and Ahmed.
Yo that party was a total Night Course
by lkbmotion January 28, 2019
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friday night knowledge

Knowledge of, or pertaining to, types of alcohol, drink recipes, locations of parties and/or the best clubs in town. Also known as drunken education.
John: Damn man, Rick knows the names of all the drinks I describe, and can tell me the clubs where they make them the best!
Randy: Yeah, he's got quite a bit of Friday Night Knowledge
by Mr. Universe February 18, 2008
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mug night

A specific night, typically weekly, where a local bar offers an extremely large quantity of beer for a very economical price in a mug branded by the bar. For a nominal fee, you can purchase a mug, which you can use again week after week. Usually very cheap beer, and typically offered by college bars. Example: 32 oz. of PBR for $1 with mug.
Guy: dude, wanna go to mug night?
Other guy: I can't, I have a test tomorrow morning. Stupid registrar, only schedules this class for 8AM MWF.
Guy: That sucks!
by Dave J. H. April 14, 2008
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