needle

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

by rimmer January 21, 2003

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006

Needles

Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.

Yo Needles, line 2...

by Chris#2 October 6, 2008

needle dick

a twerpy, untrustworthy guy

That's a needle-dick motherf#*ker

by Tony Brooms May 2, 2003

Needle Dog Collar

The poky sensation you get in your shirt (particularly in your collar) after getting a haircut.

Guy 1: Shit this sucks, I just got a haircut and now I have a needle dog collar. It itches!
Guy 2: Damn dude that sucks, better change your shirt, ya dirt!

by SentimentalDad667 May 8, 2014

needle face

To demonstrate needle like features; especially on the face

Your friend has a needle face

by Plop23 January 3, 2015

Needle Dick

A string thin sharp penis

Omg Joe Tannahill has such a needle dick!

by The best lmao December 21, 2016