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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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Nobe-scoped

Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt

The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.

A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.

Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011
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Nobber

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
by Wazza101 February 3, 2012
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Nobles

1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings
Pledge:"That guy is being a 'Nobles'... What a Dick!"
by Norbes December 5, 2009
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Niblets

When a man's balls hang out from the bottom of his shorts
His damn shorts were SO short, I could see his niblets!!
by TheRealDezi June 29, 2009
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Nobled

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.
I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled
by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019
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Noblesvilleclan

A group of terrorists (based in Noblesville) who run and control the underground market in Indiana
"Did you hear? The Noblesvilleclan Killed 6 people last night!"
by SuperSeLoL August 2, 2023
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