Similiar to whoemonger, however, instead of an attraction to prostitues the word describes a person who enjoys being surrounded by power, attention and self-imposed importance. They always strive for more attention and influence.
Person A: I'm not really sure who I want to vote for. I think Hillary Clinton is qualified to be the President, but I just don't like her.
Person B: Yeah, maybe she is qualified but she's a certified power monger. Power mongers never win.
Person B: Yeah, maybe she is qualified but she's a certified power monger. Power mongers never win.
by AcademyKP03 June 24, 2010
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that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
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To Munge (derivative of the italian term mangia, meaning eat) is to orally stimulate a female's vagina by "eating her out". Will usually result in an orgasm, and is often followed by a blowjob (if not done already) and or intercourse, as well as an increased willingness to make you sandwiches.
Bob: hey Fred, you having olga over tonight?
Fred: yeah man, gonna have a munge.
Bob: infinite sandwiches for you.
*high five*
Fred: yeah man, gonna have a munge.
Bob: infinite sandwiches for you.
*high five*
by bob von bobson December 29, 2014
Get the Munge mug.These people are possibly the most annoying kinds of people that one can think of. Doom-mongers are people who go around ANYWHERE, in public, or on the internet, and make predictions of upcoming apocalyptic events, or try to prove a prediction as true for an upcoming disastrous event. This results in mass hysteria and makes many others mental or terrified of what may happen to the world. Some people may not believe in the words of what these clowns say, while others may due to the strong language the use to shock people into believing it.
Doom-monger- *arrives in a public area and starts talking*-
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"
Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*
"The time is now.... The time is here.... the world will end as we know it and I will tell you how and why." "Experts say *blah blah blah...*"
Everyone else- *terrified* *start telling everyone else*
by FinklerZ November 7, 2015
Get the Doom-monger mug.(verb) The act of ramming a live cactus up a woman's ass, and sloshing it back and forth, while gently and pleasurably fingering her pussy, until she simultaneously cums and bleeds, leaving her writhing in pleasure AND pain.
Guy 1: Dude, I got into a fight with my mom a few days ago, so as revenge, I munged the SHIT out of her last night.
Guy 2: Damn man, that's pretty harsh...
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, but it's to teach her a lesson!
Guy 2: Damn man, that's pretty harsh...
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, but it's to teach her a lesson!
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Get the munge mug.n. someone who is not attractive yet posts really provacative pictures of themself all over their fucking myspace
"I knew that bitch was ugly, but after seeing her pic on myspace, I guess that ho monger is pretty damn stupid too"
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