Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

S'mored

The act of both shitting and jizzing at the same time

Eat my s'more
I just s'mored

by CrispyPoopshoot July 9, 2015

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

S'mored

The act of ejaculating in an anus

My man and I did anal and I asked to S'mored.

by Somdin Bwok June 4, 2018

good morternoon

something you say to greet good friends politely when you meet them from 10:30am to 11:59am

Anson: Good morternoon Martin! How're you doing today? Prepared for the Exco meeting?

by Manson the Honkee March 2, 2020

Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.

by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020