jake morris

normally a man with an abnormally large baty,can be a gentleman however he belongs to the streets with his side hoe madison beer no main hoe tho,he a real nigga.

"yo that guy a chad"
theo"no hes a jake morris"!

by jakessidehoe August 20, 2020

Alanis Morissette

A Canadian singer who has a powerful singing voice and has written some pretty amazing songs. Her most well-known hit is 'Ironic' and the album people remember her by is 'Jagged Little Pill'. Shame really. I have 'The Collection' and there are some fantastic songs on that.

It's a shame people only remember Alanis Morissette for 'Ironic'

by The-Movie-Goddess January 19, 2007

mobisode

A term made up by some techno-geek asshole n00b by mashing words together and defecating all over the English language. When uttered the word often causes people who hear it to spontaneously vomit. You are not Shakespeare, shut the fuck up.

Asshole: Dude, did you just see the latest mobisode of Lost?

Vomiting Bystander: You're a tool, go away.

by JohnQPublic August 23, 2008

morbid

A weirdo that wants to have sex with bugs and spiders.

That guy is such a morbid.

by crackyy February 1, 2017

Morbese

An amalgamation of the words morbid and obese. Meaning to be so overweight that simple everyday tasks, i.e.- walking or getting out of bed, become impossible.

Being so fat that others are disgusted by the mere thought of you.

Also see Morbidly Obese.

Most Americans are considered morbese.

"Dude, James is a biscuit away from weighing 500 pounds. I never realized how morbese he was."

"I can't believe of morbese Jane is. It makes me want to vomit every time I see her. It is seriously disgusting."

by Deegs April 18, 2008

mobisode

A combination of the words "episode" and "mobile" (as in mobile phone). This is a new word referring to short television episodes that can be accessed with a mobile phone.

I was bored on the flight, so I turned on my phone and watched a mobisode.

by toomuchpie27 May 23, 2005

morbidly homosexual

Something that is so extremely gay it causes death.

dude: "man that guy is so tall, wish he would give me a few inches"

girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"

by dustlessbeef February 21, 2009