moofah

a flappy fart-sounding expulsion of air from the vagina, usu. after vigorous coitus

"My girlfriend let a rippin' moofah last night after we had sex. We were goin' at it pretty hard and I musta pumped a gallon of air in there I guess..."

by Doctor Love May 9, 2006

Moffed

(adj) Rolling so hard that you look like a complete assfuck but you feel so good that you don't care.

Derived from the character Moff who is in the movie Human Traffic. Moff rolls harder than anyone else and is hugging the speaker the entire time at the club.

I am totally moffed the fuck out!

by King lingus August 19, 2004

moofer

cocky; arrogant son of a bitch.

you are such a moofer

by Jon April 8, 2003

mooge

To mooge is to engage in a 69 with a girl while standing up, so she's upside down. In the middle, you drop her and she breaks her neck. Then, you stick her cell phone into her vagina, and call it so that it vibrates, and then you snort her vaginal drippings.

I want to mooge her so bad.

by Turdle Ferguson December 30, 2007

Moofy

A moofy is an upgraded paypig to a pay cow. The name comes from the sound it makes as it pays its financial dominatrix

My Moofy sent me a huge tribute.
I ignored my moofy after he sent a large tribute
He moofed as he pressed send

by Queensullysavage September 7, 2018

mooey

one who you're committed to; significant other, partner, lover, fiancee;

"John is my mooey"

by twitch880 February 3, 2010

mofette

- A pigeon mofo.
- A girl who acts like a mother fucker.

- Oh shit look at that mofette. What a fuckin' bitch.

- Hey, what's up mofo's and mofettes?

by hyperkid July 4, 2005