The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

Mona Quisa

synonym for crazy

He thought he was right, he would not let it go, but really he is just completely Mona Quisa.

by Franky Jean February 15, 2009

mansaber

A part of the body that Jedi Knights use in battle when they loose their light saber.

Luke Skywalker took of his clothes and used his mighty man saber to kill darth vador.

by Mr Man January 12, 2004

mensalactophorophobia

Morbid fear of milk cartons used as jugs and left on a table.

Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get a proper earthenware jug for that cow juice right NOW.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Mansauce

A synonym for semen. Also a tasty sandwich spread.

Ex.1 "What the fuck happened last night, I woke up covered in mansauce!!"

Ex.2 "Can i get some extra mansauce on that bigmac?"

Ex.3 "Do you have any mustard?

Nah only mansauce."

Ex.4 "Hey, you have a little mansauce crust on your lip."

Ex.5 "Is that jar of mansauce in the fridge expired."

by Dr. Archibald J. Flemming Ph.D April 13, 2011