Money 

What life should give you instead of lemons so you can actually get some quality lemonade for once

I really need money to pay my rent

Money by CharaOwO June 19, 2017

money 

it's all you fucking need

boy: oh a penny on the ground
me: get out my house it's mine! it's my money

money by baconkiller21 March 1, 2018

Money 

Unequivocally (get a real dictionary and look it up) the root of all evil. Just because the internet makes it easier to get, doesn't mean it still isn't evil. Unfortunately in 2018 its still a thing and a focus of the human existence. Food, water, and even shelter the world already provides in abundance. You know I have never seen a moneytree, (not the check cashing place) pretty sure we don't need it or it would have been provided.

"Can you spare some money so I can get some food?" - really?!!? No one should have to use money for food, water, and shelter.

Money by SympathyDevil May 9, 2018

money 

What I sold my ass on the streets for

Little Timmy spent his allowance on chains and a lambo and shit, so his mom drop kicked his ass and said, "all right you little shit, I just got laid off and I have a mortgage to pay of on this shithole of a house, so the next time you waste my money I will disown your ass harder than your cunt father used to beat me before he left me for that ho that's twenty years younger than him!"

money by fknbitch.exe stopped working June 16, 2018

Money 

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I had money before I bought a Rolex

Money by Trash panda boiiii June 28, 2018

money 

a useless piece of paper

I burned my money

money by Elfving03 August 28, 2018

Money 

A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.

Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.

Friend: How?

Man 1: by gambling it.

Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.

Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.

Friend: Anytime Man 1.

Money by Shinkdmeister November 5, 2018