A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!
Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.
Man 1: Yea, how?
Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.
Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?
Friend: Yup
Man 1: so, I can print it too
Friend: Yes.. NOOO!
*Plays Roundabout by Yes*
...To Be Continued
Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.
Man 1: Yea, how?
Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.
Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?
Friend: Yup
Man 1: so, I can print it too
Friend: Yes.. NOOO!
*Plays Roundabout by Yes*
...To Be Continued
by Shinkdmeister November 05, 2018
Get the Federal Reservemug. Person1: Happy Halloween
Person2: I cant wait to Drink the Blood of our Lord and Saviour in this Halloween
Person2: I cant wait to Drink the Blood of our Lord and Saviour in this Halloween
by Shinkdmeister September 15, 2019
Get the Halloweenmug. When you become super aware. So aware that you go insane in a loop between heaven and hell and Jesus and Satan. It's close to nirvana that you feel obliterated but still present. Everything contradicts itself.
by Shinkdmeister July 24, 2018
Get the Shink'dmug. A utility that we do not have a right to or own but we can earn. The amount you determines your merit, luck, and hard work.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Like water it comes and goes,it heals you, but can kill you. Like faith it's how much you think it values, it is rule by your faith you have towards that issuing public and/or private national bank.
Man 1: Damn it! I just lost my Money.
Friend: How?
Man 1: by gambling it.
Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.
Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.
Friend: Anytime Man 1.
Friend: How?
Man 1: by gambling it.
Friend: Then prevent anything similar to that happening again, budget right, and keep your jobs.
Man 1: Thank you, I'm thankful for your advice Friend.
Friend: Anytime Man 1.
by Shinkdmeister November 05, 2018
Get the Moneymug. Cuffing Season- A season in the Autumn and Winter months, Were a woman handcuffs a man of her fancy, And the captured have to do sexual favors for her and/or marry her.
Woman 1: I just Captured a man and made him marry me
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!
by Shinkdmeister November 03, 2018
Get the Cuffing Seasonmug. by Shinkdmeister August 14, 2020
Get the Daughter of a Satyrmug. *vegan Boyfriend is visited by his girlfriends Omivorous parents and girlfriend is nervous that his boyfriend will discover her parents are not vegan*
*Girlfriends parents to welcoming boyfriend*
Girlfriends Parents: thanks for welcoming us in! To let you know we had a lovey dinner by aunt moes famous fried Chic..
Girlfriend: Chicklesmiffin! Yes, the dish that is made with fried Vegetables and eggplants.
*Girlfriends parents to welcoming boyfriend*
Girlfriends Parents: thanks for welcoming us in! To let you know we had a lovey dinner by aunt moes famous fried Chic..
Girlfriend: Chicklesmiffin! Yes, the dish that is made with fried Vegetables and eggplants.
by Shinkdmeister September 25, 2019
Get the Chicklesmiffinmug.