Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.

"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "

by arod23 June 11, 2016

Holla Monster

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

by Christocoop July 27, 2020

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020

Lean Monster

A monster that's made of Purple Drank (a.k.a. Lean)

Lean Monster: I LOOOOOVE LEAN
Person: And why he ourple 😂

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.

dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster

by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011

MONSTERBURG

MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.

Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.

MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!

by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009