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Monday Night Miracle 

From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.
Monday Night Miracle by Hank1972 October 3, 2011
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editor's miracle

When an urbandictionary.com editor happens to see their very own definition on the edit page, so they happily publish it.
I had an editor's miracle. True story.
editor's miracle by Arko June 11, 2006

australian christmas bloody miracle 

A joke used in shooter game Team Fortress 2. Means being amazed, or shocked.
This rum is like Australian Christmas bloody miracle!

Little Miracle 

Little Miracle
A little miracle is a spinner with huge boobs and a hot booty.
Example - Christina Aguilera, Eva Longoria, and Jennifer Love Hewitt are all 5 ft. 2 in. little miracles.

Little Miracle by P-Dawgz January 3, 2009

High Miracle 

The name of the phenomenon in which one provides for oneself something that involves a time delay and within that delay smokes and forgets what they have done for themselves.
Who's that at the door? the cops?

Naw, man...relax, its that pizza you ordered!

OMG! High Miracle! I totally forgot i ordered that.

Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail

Dr. Paul Marik has created a very basic cocktail, aka medical protocol, that consists of giving all three of these: Vitamin C, Thiamine and Dexamethasone, to Sepsis patients. This cocktail takes that potential risk of death from greater than %30 to almost zero. Doctors are hesitant to adopt it because the basic science hasn't convinced them and there isn't randomized controlled studies. However, there is no risk for bad effects. It's only good and there is no reason for big pharma to invest in this because there is no money to be make.
The ICU doc just gave my mum the Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail for her Sepsis.

Merrill Miracle 

when you cum in your girlfriends dad‘s ass and she gets pregnant
I smoked meth last night and Merrill Miracle happened.