Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

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Jake Paul Miasma

The putrid smell you experience as you drive in Ohio specifically in and around Columbus/ Cleveland, Ohio.

"*Coughing violently eyes watering* What The Fuck is that smell bro?" "Bro that's the Jake Paul Miasma, don't breath it in! "

by Mr_RocK April 20, 2022

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Midas Touch

Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler

"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler

by tobywonkanobe July 16, 2010

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migasm

A migraine headache brought on by sex and an extremely powerful orgasm.

Dave gives me a migasm every time we have sex!

by HeadCases April 10, 2011

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Malastic

A personality trait or lame personality , set in ones way

Chelle gets on my last nerve she’s so malastic.

by Treydey May 6, 2019

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The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.

Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!

by Ganyu March 24, 2021

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