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midget buzzing

mostly used in video games midget buzzing is the act of sneaking up on a person and clapping it from behind while the person dies without realising
guy 1: dude you should get pubg that game is awesome me and my buddy were just midget buzzing everyone
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise
by gajunas July 21, 2018
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midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
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midget handy

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
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Midget Marine

Gaige Chaney. AKA (Hertz), (little big bro because I'm his lil brother and taller than him), and (fag). The dudes like 4'10"....maybe, if that. Freakin scrubb
Forest: "Bro I seen this guy, gaige yesterday bro, and bro, I gotta tell you. He's a fuckin midget marine bro"
Aron: *looks ashamed of relation bro* *then whidpers bro* that's my brother....Bro"
Forest: "Bro..."
Aron: "I know right, and he thinks man ho is an insult bro."
Gaige: *read this definition*....*FUCKING DIES*
by Definitions...bro December 10, 2018
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midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
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Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013
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midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!
My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!
by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009
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