microsoft windoze

Generally refering to older Microsoft operating systems (Windows 95 windows 98 and even Windows 7)
that took forever to load, boot up or initiate a program.

This computer is taking to long to boot up, it must be running Microsoft Windoze 98.

by moefuzz November 17, 2017

Microsoft Edge

Browser released by Microsoft in 2015 to replace Internet Explorer in Windows 10. Used the proprietary EdgeHTML rendering engine (which was a fork of MSHTML from IE) to render pages faster than IE and was more compatible with HTML5 standards than the MSHTML rendering used in IE.
In 2018, Microsoft started developing codename "Anaheim", the successor to Edge, which they didn't even try to make. This new version copied code from Google Chromium (open-source version of Chrome) and CEO Satya Nadella said that was because "the product needed to be better and pushed for replacing its in-house rendering engine with an open source one." In 2019 and 2020, Chromium Edge was rolled out in beta testing and was marketed heavily towards the end of 2020 and into 2021 (popup advertising Microsoft Edge, no close button, only "Get started"). As of today, Microsoft is yet to surpass Chrome in browser market share (Chrome: 63%, Edge: 10%)

Bro I just used Microsoft Edge to download Chrome 57% faster than IE, even though I WERE ALREADY USING CHROME IN SOME FORM

by 2Fax4U August 28, 2022

Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

The premier and most comprehensive home and school presentation software suite of the 21st century.

Friend: Hey, I have to do a flashy project for my AP Biology class
Me, an intellectual: Well, you should come over to my place and whip up an effective presentation in a jiffy with Microsoft PowerPoint 2007

by NotBillGates December 5, 2017

Microsoft Bing Points

The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.

Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right

by Azman2 April 25, 2022

Microsoft Edge & IE

Means: A piece of crap that the bill gates wanted to feed his son and gave poop to his daughter

Microsoft Edge & IE is a piece of crap

by RehanPlayz September 27, 2022

microsoft works

an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.

For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D

by uknoieatwatamel0n November 18, 2007

microsoft sam

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly

just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying

by hajii December 26, 2008