merked

to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"

Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.

by sjte5409 January 29, 2009

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Mercedes

a woman who is tom boyish and yet straight; a woman who enjoys being one of they guys and likes talk cars and hang out and the local car rallies; a woman who enjoys working on cars or in a garage

Mercy Thompson of the Mercedes Thompson book series

by Merck January 20, 2009

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A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

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Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

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meredith college

an all girls school located in raleigh north carolina. meredith college girls are one of three things...a)huge slut...b)huge dyke....c)totally freaking insane....there is a large possibility they are a combination of two and in some cases all three. meredith girls should be avoided like they plauge b/c they will drink all your beer and then leave, only to call back later and want you to marry them. if you ever are at a crossroads between masturbation or calling a meredith girl, masturbate. they are the worst type of girls in the world and should be avoided at all cost.

"man, did you see that crazy bitch, she just met that guy and asked him what they should name their kids."
"yea man she goes to meredith college"
"oh shit, what a crazy dyke"

by oswald walker October 2, 2006

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