matts fish camp

A “fishy” smelling place. You can usually see a wild People enjoying the silly fun Matt’s fish camp.

I like to eat surf at matts fish camp

by Fellowhuman22 July 11, 2018

matts

Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018

Mattisize

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁

I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?

by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018

Matisen

Matisen is a loyal friend. She is by your side and pretty goofy gal. She is a little awkward but is there for you always. She will be there for you when you’re in a bind. She has a kind personality and a good heart. She is pretty and strong. Stay with her. Always.

Dang Matisen really helped me get that project done. I couldn’t have done it without her.

by Luckyyy763 February 22, 2019

Martits

She's the sweetest girl you can ever meet. She's extremely adorable, loving and caring. Has an amazing smile, beautiful personality and absolutely fun to be with. Truly honest and trust worthy. Rockin body with a big booty. She's got her flaws but if you can't handle them, you're definitely not worth her time. If you stick with her, you'll never regret it. Quite a kinky girl, but you'll enjoy her. She's a KEEPER, trust.

She is basically a Marta with big boobs

Hey look its Martits

by Akkkkaaa June 16, 2019

Matijs

Maijhs is mostly Someone with black/brown curly hair he porbeblijk likes the colors balck and white. Hes a very shy person. He is also realy loyaal after you know him.hes a good friend DON’T LOZE HIM

The word Matijs is mostly used for cool people!

Person1: look at that Guy she’s so cool.
Person2: yeaa hes totaly a Matijs!!

by Yeet its rehana May 26, 2019

malitskaya

It's the best sername you could possibly have.People with that sername have the best personality traits,they're kind,brave and smart.if you offended someone with that sername,you better run cause he/she gonna kick your ass.

Omg Alyssa Malitskaya is soo nice

We fought yesterday

by Peepeepoopoogirll February 28, 2020