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Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).
i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!
by Beebix March 25, 2006
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Masturbation

something guys cannot get out of habbit.
Time for my daily jerk!
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masturbation

Manual stimulation of the penis of vagina to produce a stimulation simular to actual penetration by a member of the opposite sex.

It's something most of us have been caught doing, never admit to doing, and know full well that everyone else does.
Woody Allen: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone that I love."
by fetusboy September 27, 2005
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pillow masturbation

the act of using a traditional head support cushion for the purpose of sexually pleasuring one's self. they come in a variety of shapes, sizes and composition materials. pleasuring can take place in any position- face down, face up or side lying. many who use this method claim that the orgasm is of significantly higher quality than with hand masturbation due to the fact that the genitals are supported and in full contact with a surface during climax
Male method for pillow masturbation: for best results, don sheer to waist pantyhose of approximately 20 denier and rub the encased penile head with the pillow for arousal while face up. the pillow case should ideally be of 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. after arousal, and the plateau phase of stimulation, prepare for orgasm by inverting to face down position while on top of the pillow humping back and forth as though thrusting during coitus. the orgasm is of better intensity than most other masturbatory methods.
by Pantyhosed Pillow Humpster December 16, 2011
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masturbation

the act of physically pleasuring one's genitals with the desired result of achieving climax, a physical and mental state of pleasure and euphoria which is usually accompanied, though not by necessity, by an ejaculation and/or satisfaction or by a diminishing of desire for further immediate sexual conduct, this feeling and/or the act of ejaculation are usually universally refrenced as cumming (to cum) or ograsming (to orgasm, to have an orgasm).
I enjoyed a sesh of masturbation for three hours yesterday, but because I didnt cum I climaxed five times!
by allaboutthemountains November 17, 2009
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Masturbation Sock

A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.
Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes

Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
by Duhfee July 23, 2012
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pocket masturbation

The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket
I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me
by RTTHRFYL July 2, 2009
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