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Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.
Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.
by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024
mugGet the Mowing Lawnsmug.

mow my lawn

I need some beaners to mow my lawn
by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023
mugGet the mow my lawnmug.

me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.
"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."
by memowboy October 4, 2022
mugGet the me mowmug.

Mow on

A term commonly used to provide encouragement to fellow lawn enthusiasts. Famed for its use in Facebook group, 'blokes and their lawns'
"Nice patch you got there, mow on seeking validation for his lawn on Facebook group bloke"
by Regularaussiebloke. May 24, 2021
mugGet the Mow onmug.

Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.
Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick
by Gentiles July 30, 2023
mugGet the Dick Mowingmug.

Mow xd

When an emo vegan guy/girl asks if they can mow your front lawn
This bitch said mow xd to me and I was like, get lost vegan.
by Cwidab25 April 5, 2017
mugGet the Mow xdmug.

Mow

The word that a cat says if she does not know how to say Meow, is Mow
Cat 1:meow! WwW
Cat 2:MowUnU
Cat 1: meow! Say it!
Cat 3:she can’t! Stop
Cat 2:MOW!
by Mercurythekittycat February 19, 2020
mugGet the Mowmug.

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