Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

The Rob Method

This is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can't shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don't wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. The Rob Solution.

Step 1: Roll a joint. Nice and tight.

Step 2: Shove it into the top.

Step 3: Light it up (the top end of the joint)

Step 4: Well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)

Dude 1: Dude, I wanted to break out the new peace pipe I got in Arizona last spring break, but I can't seem to work it.

Dude 2: Dude, just use The Rob Method...

...later in the week....

Dude 1: Dude!! It totally worked!

by Robtheoverdog October 22, 2011

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.

Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.

We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.

by Jimmy Tib Kirk June 1, 2018

Jenga method

The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...

Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”

Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...

by Dsav Da Goat October 1, 2018

Cock Method

The are many cock Methods for example.

First method
1.). The act of Penisting.

Second method
2.) The act of cock fight with someone by cock meaning penis.

Last method

3.) The act of puting penis in someones ass and spinning like an helicopter.

1.) Me and my friend went to penisting.

2.) Me and senpai had a cock fight .

3.) Me and my try the cock method her ass was torn.

-@spy nudes

by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020