lyns mom

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.

DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.

by i love you lyn October 3, 2003

Slaying Mountain Lions

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

by Phillus Green September 4, 2007

lynsy

A woman as comfortable in her fishnets as she is in a hot dog suit. An absolute nymphomaniac beyond the limits of human compression, more of a machine built for sex and violence.

Lynsy, did you just swallow that goldfish?

Yes,...yes I did.

by MayheM21532 December 29, 2016

Lions

Sad excuse for a football team

The Lions beat the Browns? How the hell did that happen

by raymundo831 January 27, 2011

Glenn Lyon

Glenn is the most popular and bad ass man on the Fresno Pacific University campus. Every girl in the world hella wants his dick. He can be seen wearing a red shirt and contagious smile. On occasion, he wears a camo sweatshirt and stupid sunglasses with moccasins. Somewhat of a country hipster, Glenn is a two meter specialist who is a giant teddy bear out of the pool and a titan in the pool. Glenn can often be on a high horse sometimes, even though an extreme racist and sexist.

While wearing a big red shirt, Glenn Lyon saw a girl smile at him, and then proceeded to say she wants me.

Glenn Lyon is a respectable man to women, and minorities. -Said no one ever

Glenn Lyon has a big dick -Said no girl ever

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding i'm Glenn Lyon

by DerpaDerp November 8, 2012

Lyon

A person who attends or graduated from Mount Holyoke College in South Hadley, MA. The college's main mascot is a "lyon," named after founder Mary Lyon, whose tomb can be found in the center of the campus.
(They are more commonly known as MoHos.)
Lyons are usually strong, liberal and intelligent women.

Person #1: Hey, our team lost to the Lyons last Saturday.
Person #2: Yeah, man, the Mount Holyoke team is pretty good.

by nonatomgrain November 26, 2010

south lyon

Was once Hicksville until all the little townspeople fucked and made babies, and now its a mix between wannabe novi preps and poser punks, along with a whole load of old people who complain all damn day because of all the changes due to their own kids, and then write letters to the newspaper- thinking people actually read that shit. Hey if you dont like it here, MOVE DUMBASS!!!!!!

South Lyon is da shizziest place to live.

South Lyon people are old and smell like turd.

by SouthLyonChic June 3, 2004