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Jennifer lopez 

a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises
jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway

filthy lopez 

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."
Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition
filthy lopez by Chris December 26, 2005

Emmanuel lopez 

The tall puerto rican that lives down the street from you and looks just like weezy
Emmanuel lopez lives down the street from me and looks like weezy
Emmanuel lopez by staniel mitchel February 14, 2009

Dirty Lopez 

The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.
That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.

My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.
Dirty Lopez by BunnySkynet June 8, 2011

Jennifer Lopez 

Horrible, no talent loser, whose idea of fashion includes fur in her own line of tacky garments.
The fur industry assumes its buyers are ignorant, unintelligent and empty. So does Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez by Darkly December 28, 2005

German Lopez

A gracious man with amazing, Messiah-like powers. He shows us all his Godly powers through his great efforts to help humanity.
German is the Jesus of our Age!
German Lopez by GLopez12 March 9, 2004