Lizard on a chair

A excellent replacement of the lyrics "living on a prayer" in the song Living On A Prayer

Woah we're half way there
Woah-oh lizard on a chair

by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016

Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms

“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom “

by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017

Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.

I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.

by Drainage94 March 9, 2017

The Fancy Lizard

homosexual... eww /j hes a furry.....

the fancy lizard is gay..

by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023

Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 23, 2019

lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

by That Slothman August 7, 2010