Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.

Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck

by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022

lizard brain

Relevant to multi tasking, menial or as a distraction.

I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.

by buriedtoodeep April 23, 2022

lizard skins

Australian slang for cash money

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”

by playitstrange August 12, 2022

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Lizard Squad

Lizard Squad is a notorious hacking group that first gained notoriety in 2014 when they launched a series of DDoS attacks that took down the online gaming networks of Xbox Live and PlayStation Network, causing significant disruption for users over the Christmas period. The group has claimed responsibility for a number of high-profile cyber attacks, including targeting the Malaysia Airlines website, the website of the UK National Crime Agency, and the website of the Malaysia Communications and Multimedia Commission. Lizard Squad is known for using a variety of techniques to carry out their attacks, including botnets, social engineering, and DDoS-for-hire services. Members of the group have been arrested and charged with various cyber crimes, but Lizard Squad remains active and continues to pose a threat to organizations and individuals around the world.

Lizard Squad are hackers.

by DaHackingDefinitions May 8, 2023

lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023