celebratory african laser light show

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

by spaff61 November 30, 2011

Poo laser

Forceful, violent, watery diarrhea.

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.

by driverone January 13, 2014

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

Fire the Laser

An expression of excitement or eager intention which can be used in conjunction with most activities.

'Fire the pizza Laser!'

by Brad February 5, 2005