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verb, to “accidentally” stick your finger up your own asshole while jerking off
dude, i heard that guy did a straight up keith z
Keith Z by 8um8l3b33 September 4, 2022

Keith valley 

The worst school in the world with teachers who like little girls and kids who jerk off in the rest rooms and dont clean their semen.
I went to Keith valley for 3 years, I have ptsd.
Keith valley by Wyatt Tinari January 20, 2023

Keith Jackson

California word for TOUGH ...A bad ass MARINE or someone or something that is extremely TOUGH.Whom everything they do is to the extreme in manlyness. There is nothing tougher than a KEITH JACKSON!

Just give it a Keith Jackson, so that we know that it wont break!
They would probably make Keith Jackson toilet paper,but they can't because it wouldn't take SHIT from anyone.

by kjbaby on Feb 3,
Keith Jackson by kjbaby February 4, 2010

Keith Opstad 

The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.
Hey Susie who is your art teacher?
Oh it is a Keith Opstad!
Keith Opstad by The Arrow October 5, 2011

Keith Urban 

Keith is a stud
Keith Urban by Marie November 17, 2003

keith hernandez 

guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.
dude, keith hernandez just tore that tree out of the ground.
no biggie
keith hernandez by mets fan May 11, 2006