Jewish Drift

The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."

"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"

by professor witherspoon April 13, 2009

jewish fingering

When someone is looking through a vending machine for money

Hey did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine.

by Puddydestroyer9000 February 25, 2014

jewish willy

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

by WHITEASS August 28, 2009

Jewish Salad

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

by T.I.O. Reaper July 25, 2011

Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

jemish

Jemish is a smart and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He makes the best edits<3. He is a dear!

I jemish you

by manyaxx August 22, 2021

Jewish curve

When a Jewish person has a curve in his pp

You have a curve pp! Wow that’s called a Jewish curve

by Wazzoooo July 17, 2018